Welcome to Albertville!

This is the part of the website where most bands try to dangle a carrot in front of you. They use a long string of made up words and adjectives to make themselves sound cool and entice you to check out their amazing website. After reading about all the great things they've done, awards they've received, and people they've opened for, you listen to the music and promptly go about your business. We are not that kind of band, so please go fuck yourself.

Note: June 18 gig POSTPONED until July 23 due to Cock Buzz (or vice versa)!